{"id":4031,"date":"2011-11-23T11:09:36","date_gmt":"2011-11-23T10:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/?p=4031"},"modified":"2011-11-23T11:09:36","modified_gmt":"2011-11-23T10:09:36","slug":"ouder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/?p=4031","title":{"rendered":"Ouder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ik word steeds ouder, jubelt Felix Meurders.<br \/>\nMannen worden gemiddeld 85! &#8220;U bent voorlopig niet van me af.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ach gossie.<br \/>\nDe schat heeft het bericht in het Nieuws niet goed begrepen.<br \/>\nDe nieuwe ouderdomsvoorspellingen betreffen mensen die <em>na 2000<\/em> zijn geboren.<\/p>\n<p>Hij gaat als hij &#8216;gemiddeld&#8217; is v\u00e9\u00e9l eerder dood.<br \/>\nIk ook, trouwens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ik word steeds ouder, jubelt Felix Meurders. Mannen worden gemiddeld 85! &#8220;U bent voorlopig niet van me af.&#8221; Ach gossie. De schat heeft het bericht in het Nieuws niet goed begrepen. De nieuwe ouderdomsvoorspellingen betreffen mensen die na 2000 zijn geboren. Hij gaat als hij &#8216;gemiddeld&#8217; is v\u00e9\u00e9l eerder dood. Ik ook, trouwens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[886],"tags":[37],"class_list":{"0":"post-4031","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-de-gids-fm","7":"tag-felix-meurders","8":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.koudekalkoen.nl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}